Thursday, June 16

Shit I Just Do Not Get


Mullets. Why? Mullets weren't okay when they were in, they certainly aren't okay now. They aren't attractive, they aren't professional, and they aren't statement making..unless the statement you wish to make is "im a total moron with no sense of whats right or wrong in the world". Yes, I personally love saying "business in the front, party in the back", but I always regret it because I really do not, and will never, support mullets. If you are reading this and you have a mullet, dont get angry.. or actually..do get angry. Get so angry that you take it out on your mullet..with a pair of scissors. Then get back to me when all of a sudden you get a date or some friends.

Nickelback. I will fess up and say yes, there may be a song or two that I find slightly catchy when im hammered and feeling patriotic but.. mostly I still find them annoying. Once you have heard one nickelback song, you have pretty much heard them all. If the stupid lyrics about car sex with your underage girlfriend who stills lives with her dad who is now hunting you down arent enough, the vocals are quite enough to make me nauseous on their own, no matter what he's saying.

Airing your dirty laundry on facebook. Facebook was not made for that, facebook was made mostly for keeping in touch with people. You know what, I can understand and am totally guilty of once in a while, maybe shooting out some sappy lyrics while you chuck back a pint of ben and jerrys and display your soul through song on your status. Thats okay. We are all allowed a few passes on that one. But attacking specific people, airing all your crazy shit and calling other people out on theirs? Thats for your own private life. I just do not get it. Maybe it's because I am kind of tame and don't really have drama with anyone, maybe it's because im sane.. i don't know. But when I go on and see a mile long status of scandal posted by a grown woman.. it's just not cool, and it's just asking for negative attention. Some people would say, don't read it or delete them.. I do, I do delete them, but it's still uncool. Sometimes it's just TMI, it's like posting that you're one your period or you just took a fabulous dump... its like, good for you but dont fucking post that.

Belts. I do NOT understand buying belts for 30$. Actually, I don't understand buying a belt for 20$ I realize times are changing, prices go up, everyone wants to be in style, wah wah wah. I love clothes, im a shopaholic, it's an issue. But it's called a deal, it's called a sale. Why would you EVER spend that much money on something to hold your pants up? Here's a tip, buy pants that fit..OR find a belt for a regular price. I bet you can find one that's just as great and you can even go and tell everyone you paid 45$ for it if that's the issue here.

Baby Clothes. Why is a dress made for someone the size of a chicken the same price as a dress made for an adult? Seriously. I was shopping for my niece and nephew because I think baby clothes are so fun...but the outfits were more expensive than my own. WTF?! It just doesnt make sense. You are literally using like.. 1/10 of the fabric, and it takes even shorter amounts of time to make. I really do not get it.

Farmville. What? .. I just don't understand.

Jeggings. WTF? Just buy sweat pants if you want comfort. I swear, it's all good. You want leggings? Buy some leggings, go crazy. You want jeans, easiest thing in the world to find. You want to wear both? Put the goddamn leggings under your jeans, dont crossbreed, cause that shit is crazy. It looks crazy, its flattering to virtually no one and it looks cheap. And if you chose to buy the jeggings..please.. for me, don't wear a short shirt. Its not okay. Same with leggings.. you cant just put on an old abercrombie tshirt and a pair of leggings.. its just wrong...ugh. No. Not okay.

note : i realize i wear some crazy shit. so since i realize it, and im still avoiding this insane lapse in judgement on behalf of the world and not wearing jeggings, it should prove that they are pretty sick. if i havnt gone there, it might mean no one should. cause iv gone a lot of crazy fashion places... i will own up.

Mixing Meats. There are a few exceptions to this one, but I do not understand the need to mix up your meats. Double bacon cheeseburgers? Why? Okay, have two patties but do you really need a whole other type of meat in there too? It tastes funky, its so odd. And oh...my..good...gravy, the double down? Is that what its called? That crazy ass burger that has like..meat for buns...hahah. WHY??? That shit is out of control! Bacon is just looked at as like.. a blanket for other food. Bacon wrapped scallops, bacon in your burgers, bacon in your everything, I even saw bacon wrapped hot dogs in Guatemala. BACON WRAPPED HOTDOGS! WHAT? Hot dogs are crazy enough, but you're seriously gonna wrap em in bacon? Once again, that shit is out of control. Go eat a salad.

So these are just a few of the things I simply do not understand. There are many more, and maybe more to come to the blog. I have been awake for almost 48 hours so I need to get some sleep now but if you enjoyed or didnt, please leave a comment and follow if you are not currently following. Muchas graciasss.

Big Love.

5 comments:

  1. Hilarious as always! Loving the new blog layout too :)

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  2. you know i love me some hotdog with bacon. its good, i promise lol

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  3. Amused by your blog. I totally agree about facebook posts that get too personal. I really hate passive-aggressive posting that explains the whole situation minus the name of the accused. Mullets are wrong, baby clothes are priced too high, Nickelback is not my fave, and jeggings are ugly. But, mixing meat is sweet- chicken cordon bleu, chicken and bacon in a salad... chicken and shrimp together in a pasta dish.... mmmmm.

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  4. am i ever glad i get to see you in two days.... because let me tell you, reading this post made me miss you even more than i already did. you have a brilliant sense of humor.

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  5. That mullet is just beyond anything I have ever seen!! I agree with you on the jeggings - I just do not get why anyone would want to wear something that makes you look like you have thunderthighs even if you are tiny!!

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